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Location: Bath, United Kingdom

Member Since: January 2013

Last online: December 2016

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So I wrote my last description when I was a bit of a inexperienced moron so I thought i'd change that. Don't get me wrong, i'm still an inexperienced moron, but at least i'm not using garish colours. 

My name is Oliver. British, 19, and sometimes seen with a stupid hat. I live to make people either laugh, or cry, cry with laughter or enter hysteric's because they were crying so hard. I dream to one day actually have people read my stuff and say 'hey this shit isn't bad.'. 

Most of my stuff is either comedy or somewhat depressing, depending on the mood i'm in whilst I write it and whatever comes on when I put my music on shuffle. I have about 1001 ideas for things that would be absolutlely amazing and well loved worldwide if put into the right hands, but alas, they got stuck in my noggin. 

Check out my stuff if you want. Some of it I wrote when I was kinda shitty, but there's some good jokes. Some of it might actually make you feel something, in which case please let me know because to know that ive made at least one person feel some semblence of emotion from something I wrote will probably be enough to get me through the week. 

So sit back, get a coffee or high or something, whatever you do when you're about to read i dunno. I'm not here to judge. 

I'm here to write. 


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