tim south

I have long baths and these are what come to me in them. Any detail or hidden message is just your imagaination, I'm just having fun. And baths, baths are good. Someone should invent a portable bath so I can just lie in it and enjoy the hot water throughout the day. Baths are great, you know that their 86% more relaxing than any other way of washing! Thats not true, but you believed it! Therefore you must agree with me. Eitherway baths are way more relaxing than showers, showers are horrible. You spend 15 hours trying to find the right setting then lose it when a cation lands on the knob. Seriously showers are horrible, if I was Prime Minister, or King, or Ultra Super MegaLord of Everything, I would have showers destroyed for their crimes against humanity. Anyone who has ever used a shower is just a monster plain and simple. Their nothing but pure molten hate,

Hang on, was this meant to be about me? But there's nothing to say about me, I write stories on the internet thats all you need to know. What do you mean people are interested in my life? I don't have one, and if I did and they wanted to know thats creepy. Besides that, if anybody even does care, the likelyhood of them reading this (or even seeing my page) is astronomically slim. Why am I still writing it then? Boredom J