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tom mcmullen

Location: Luna Park, Australia

Gender: M

Member Since: December 2017

Last online: July 2019

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Last Updated May 20, 2019

Poetry To Be Published

Thanks to all the readers for the 50,000 reads!

Thanks to all the readers for the 100,000 reads. I will stay here on the 

Wild Mouse at Luna Park, hidden from the P.C. police and the doctors with their thorazine needles and try to write some more crazy rubbish, ha ha ha!!!

Thanks to the readers for the 150,000 reads! I still mad but the world is crazier!

Thanks to all the readers for the 200,000 reads hope you're enjoying this rubbish, you all must be as crazy as me!

Thanks to all the readers for 250,000 reads, hope you're getting a laugh in these troubling times!

The short stories in my collection, " Born Under The Influence Of Shadows"  are now in numbered sequence starting with " Maya's House " on the seventh page of my short story portfolio if anyone wishes to read them from the start.

  Thanks to all the readers for 300,000 reads! I'm busy building a new ride here at Luna Park, the Kafka Ride, it's a recreation of the machine described in his short story, " In The Penal Colony. " I hope to see you all on it soon, it should be a lot of laughs!

  I've had five poems accepted to be published in THE RONIN EXPRESS, volume seven available on Amazon in October.



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Professor of Lunacy. PhD Bedlam University.

Viva free speech!

Political correctness is cultural heroin!

The lunatics have taken over the asylum!

The crazy people have convinced the sane that they're crazy,

The queer have convinced the normal that they're queer,

And the Master of Lunacy is the Devil now I fear!

Some people have an irrational fear of phobias, phobias are

a healthy response to living in a crazy world! The next time

someone calls you a phobic remember they're the one with the


Progressives are pox ridden pigs!


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