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Location: Norwich, United Kingdom

Member Since: July 2012

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One of the funniest men on the planet. Steve Coogan's made up character Alan Partridge. This led to the creation of the funniest book I have ever read.


Just a quick song I'm really into at the moment.


Deep in the ocean, dead and cast away, where innocence is burned... in flames. A million mile from home, I'm walking ahead. I'm frozen to the bones, I am. A soldier on my own, I don't know the way. I'm riding up the heights... of shame. I'm waiting for the call, the hand on the chest. I'm ready for the fight... and fate. The sound of iron shots is stuck in my head. The thunder of the drums dictates the rhythm of the falls, the number of deaths, the rising of the horns... ahead. From the dawn of time to the end of days, I will have to run... away. I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste... of the blood on my lips... again. This steady burst of snow is burning my hands. I'm frozen to the bones, I am. A million mile from home, I'm walking away. I can't remind your eyes, your face. 


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