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Location: Sofia, Bulgaria

Member Since: January 2010

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My name Is John ... never mind the family name, you wouldn't be able to pronounce it anyway.

Let me first tell you a little of the history behind my nick name. One day I was in a computer club with a group of friends and were about to play a game (Wc3) when I suddenly realized I didn't have a nick. So I looked at the keyboard for a moment, saw that the letters "w,e,r" were easy to type, they were after all, one next to each other. I had "wer" (which by the way mean "who" in German, though, I didn't know that then) and it looked kind of empty, so I added another "r" and became "werr" and am "werr" ever since. Although I am thinking about a more creative nick.

Now that that is off my chest here a little about me. I am an 18 years old guy (Yeah, so?) who currently lives in Sofia, Bulgaria and just turned 18 (did I mention it already?). But i am just happy i can now drive my car. Here, as many of you may not know, you can get a drivers license at the age of 16, but cannot use it until you turn 18. It sucks, but what would really happen if all teenagers were allowed to drive?

I am half Spanish half Bulgarian. It both sucks and is a privilege to be the missing link between two countries >.

Strangely enough I cannot be listening music while writing, probably because I like music so much, because I get too caught with the song and it distracts me or just because I can't write and listen at the same time. Who knows... Perhaps both. That reminds me of Napoleon who, supposedly, could do up to seven different things at the same time. Like walking, talking and chewing five sweets at the same time? Amazing, huh?

Favorite quotes and sayings:

  • Know your place!
  • What's wrong with Sue? Why is she so... what is the word I am looking for... calm?You let her run out of bananas again?
  • I will give you one piece of advice. Since it's late and dark a young girl like you shouldn't be walking alone. But if you can't help it just walk under the light. No one will kidnap you as long as they can see your face.
  • A positive attitude may not solve your problems, but it'll annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
  • "You are the only one I have" ....... "I am the only one you need"
  • Locked into loneliness were we two and looking at each other every evening, we each saw the one we blamed for it.
  • You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are all the same.
  • I like you. Would you... be my girlfriend? Are you mentally prepared for it? Ehh? Because, you will have to pay me 1000$/hour to date me. What?! 1000?! Idiot, I was just joking! Having me be your girlsfriend is priceless. ... But from now on your money is ours. Ok... But my money is still mine. Oh... What are you thinking? Nothing...


Aint she a sweety?


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