Xavier Cockroachal

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Xavier Cockroachal

Location: Hell, United States

Gender: M

Member Since: January 2016

Last online: April 2017

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Last Updated Feb 26, 2016

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I would like to share with any reading this the best advice I have to impart for their future writing success. Always keep the titles of your books short so that they are easy to remember and catchy. ALSO, always include the words "Also Includes" because then people will think it includes something other than what's actually within the book, will have no fuckin clue what you are talking about, will all blow their brains out, and you'll never sell a single fuckin book. But, is not that the true point of being a writer, to be a "starving artist", because, come on, whose ever heard of an obese artist? So, just don't buy the books. Oh, a final note almost all the published books are now also available at Amazon in paperback form, thus giving everyone another format for no one to buy them in.

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