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I just got off the line with my new personal psychic, and my goodness did she have wonderful news.  She said all who read my writing will receive richs beyond their wildest dreams!  No kidding!  I know, I know, of course you are skeptical.  I order to test the abilities of this anonymous, yet well trusted psychic, I decided to test this claim by calling up my friend George and have him read one of my fine stories.  Unfortunately, my intuition was telling me George was not in the mood to grant such as request as he responded by saying "I do not have time for this shit!  I'm in the middle of scratching off my last lottery ticket. I'm up to my neck in debt, I'm down to this last ticket, what am I to do!" 

"Read my story, my friend" I said, while nodding my head with a confident grin.  After several minutes of listening to a profanity laced, dare I say it, rather distastful refusal from George, he finally caved in and decided to accept my request.  I forced him to read it while remaining on the phone because I refused to miss out on his moment of good fortune.  Who knew what could happen, a distant cousin could suddenly knock on his door angrily explaining how his deceased father had named George the sole heir to his oil fortune.  The air was radiating with excitement!  So George read every word of the story with a disinterested mumble, and after finishing it I told him with the same confident grin and nod, "now scratch off that lottery ticket, George." 

In the ten seconds before he hung up on me, all I could hear were his unintelligible screams.  In order to understand this better, I called back up my psychic, and she kindly explained George's screams were that of excitement, and he was not returning my phone calls because he was busy traveling the world on the riches he'd received after reading my story.  So George, if you are viewing this while sipping on a cocktail from the sandy beaches of some exotic local, all I can say is:  "You're welcome, my friend.  You're welcome!"

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