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Location: Chicago, United States

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Hi. My name is Kaylynne and I'm 13. I love music, especially singing. I'm in 8th grade and often write stories in my spare time. I like to write romantic, supernatural and mystery stories but never really let anyone read them. Im still kind of new at writing so I know I still need a lot of practice. I spend quite some time writing my stories and I hope you guys enjoy them :)

 

100 Funniest Things 2 Do (Guaranteed 2 make u laugh)

1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me?

3) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 4) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. 5) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy. 6) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart, when someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING". 7) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. 8) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable. 9) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk? 10) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow. 11) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. 12) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens. 13) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure. 14) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read. 15) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming. 16) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon. 17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" . 18) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!" 19) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls. 20) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES". 21) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life. 22) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE". 23) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. 24) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!" 25) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him. 26) Go to Mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos. 27) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breasts are. 28) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes! 29) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily. 30) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way. 31) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. 32) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. 33) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now. 34) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking. 35) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole. 36) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!" 37) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them. 38) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond". 39) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow. 40) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."". 41) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night. 42) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" 43) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them. 44) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens. 45) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go apply for a job at burger king. 46) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!" 47) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food. 48) Go to the dentist and tell them your toe hurts. 49) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 50) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king. 51) Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" 52) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car. 53) Tie a baloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you. 54) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment". 55) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time. 56) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!" 57) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run. 58) Yell "i'm naked" in a busy area (people loook). 59) Take a stuffed animal to the vet. 60) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly. 61) Buy false eyelashes and wear them like a mustache. 62) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!" 63) Walk into an elvator. when someone gets on, make a face and scream "Your one of THEM!" 64) Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mommy I need help!" 65) Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET! 66) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!". 67) Go to a store, and leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathrooms. 68) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down. 69) Hide in the ball bin at WalMart and throw things at people. 70) Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?" 71) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies. 72) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME PICK ME". 73) Get out of the car at every red light with music tured up loud and start dancing. 74) Ask pizza hut to deliver water. 75) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job. 76) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"

77) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal. 78) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M. 79) Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun. 80) Paint your hand blue and go around saying "I killed a smurf!" 81) Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Walmart and buy a cartfull of bananas. 82) Go to wal-mart go up to some lady and say "mom, can you buy me some crackers?". 83) Call up Pizza Hut and ask for Dominios number. 84) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 85) Go into a Wal-Mart changing room and ask where the toilet paper is. 86) Call Dairy Queen and ask if Dairy King is around. 87) Interview a tree in a public place. 88) Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

89) Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars. 90) Walk up to a drive-thru window and order one french fry. 91) Call a pizza place trying to sell pizza. 92) Make an old lady help you across the street. 93) Put a lamp shade on your head and run around walmart. 94) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.

95) Find a random store clerk and propose to them with a ringpop!!!! 96) Bring a fishing rod to the mall and cast your line off the second flour. 97) Call a pizza place and try to take their order! 98) When in a crowded place, roll on the ground and scream "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T EAT MY BROCCOLI!!!"

99) Go to mcdonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess. 100) Go to a airport and say Can I go in your suitcase to every person you see.

 

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